Wally is in big trouble. FSB and KGB are after him! Wally left his hideaway apartment in Dārzciems early Saturday morning. Wally stopped off at his fraternity house on Stabu ielā. No one was there so Wally helped himself to some drinks to help him think.Wally has questions he cannot answer yet. Who bugged Wally’s apartment? How long has Missus Mittijs been working for the KGB? Who killed the hooker to set up Wally? How compromised are the Riga police? Wally sees the police are working for the KGB by coming after Wally about the dead hooker!
I n other news Wally is most pleased by the good image Latvijas Presidents, Valdis Zatlers, is making for Latvija in the world. Wally sees that his first foreign visits were successful visits to Estonia and Lithuania. Wally sees that Zatlers is the rug that holds the Baltic room together! Wally sees that Zatlers has the finest hair of all Baltic leaders and maybe in Europe overall!
Wally is also pleased to see that Zatlers also showed to Nato that Latvija is serious about fighting Muslim terrorists in Afganistans! Wally’s heart pounded with pride as Zatlers said Latvija would increase its troops there! At the same time Denmark and other countries are not so strong. Presidents Zatlers made Latvijas promise to Nato Presidents, Jaap de Hoof Scheffers. Jaap de Hoof sounds like a stupid name and better as the name of a sex club in Amsterdam. Wally is certain that Latvijas Presidents had a hard time not laughing at Jaap de Hoof. What a joker!
Wally sees in other news Aivars Lembergs, Ventspils pilsētas mērs, is making news. Wallys sees that critics of Lembergs release are fearful that the investigation into Lembergs corruption will be impeded. Wally’s legal training in America and Canada tells him that the investigation could be affected. Wally’s opinion is that habeas corpus must be suspended in the case of Lembergs who might be guilty! Wally’s legal background has allowed him to see such criminals get away a million times. However if Wally took the case than things might go well for Lembergs!
Wally next stopped at Dickens. However Wally saw that the chicks there were lezbos and tight ass snobs. Wally went to Paddy’s across the road. It was dead. Wally went to Pulkvedis to collect his thoughts. Than it hit Wally! Missus Mittijs is not a widow! Her KGB husband who was Commie Party member with Academy of Sciences – he is alive! Wally blew some steam with a nice chick at his fraternity house on Stabu.
Wally waved goodbye to Masha. Wally went back to fraternity house to safe to get some taxi money. Wally went back to his hideaway apartment to confront the devious Missus Mittijs.
When Wally returned to his hideaway apartment in the late night Missus Mittijs was awake! That Mittijs is a devious one! She challenged Wally about a bad smell coming from his hideaway apartment. Wally was going to interrogate Missus Mittijs the KGB agent when the Riga police arrived with more questions about a hooker. Wally heard that this time it was a different dead hooker.
Wally excused himself to use the toilet. Wally really had to go because the meat Pelmini at the fraternity house were probably turned bad. Wally thought for a second that Masha must be sick from the pelmini too. However Wally had no time for thoughts about Masha – it was time for action! Wally jumped out of his kitchen window three floors up and ran into the dark field. Fuck you cops!
Wally will need to visit a close friend for help. Wally sees that these KGB tactics are far superior to any of their old Cold War games! Wally will keep his readers informed!
