Valdis Zatlers' hairy mess?

Wally Kranich has more inside sources than you can imagine. Wally can't verify the accuracy of every single story that passes over his large oak desk. But Wally will share the stories with you because Latvians and the world have a right to know.

New President Valdis Zatlers has very nice hair. It parts on the right in a floppy way that says "Hello! I am a president with good hair!"

Wally has met the new president many times and even before he was elected by Saeima to be president. Wally was wearing a disguise in my role as the ultimate political insider so Zatlers did not know it was Wally.

Wally's presidential source told to me a rumor that Zatlers spends 200 LVL on his haircuts. This is approximately the same amount that United States Presidential candidate Džons Edvardss paid for his haircuts using Democratic Party money. For that scandal Edvardss looked like a primpy woman. What kind of Presidents does Latvija have if this is what Zatlers spends his money on?

Wally's source investigated farther. Wally's source says that Zatlers uses state money for his haircuts. Wally's source says that the scadal of a few years ago in which Āris Auders accused Zatlers of purchasing inexpensive spinal implants from his wife was not about corruption. It was about Zatlers getting more money for expensive haircuts in Paris!

Wally's secret source also said to Wally that that when Zatlers was orthopedic surgeon he often took twenty minute hair mousse breaks in the middle of surgey if he felt that his floppy part was not looking good for the ladies!

Wally does not believe this inside source! Wally's inside source at Presidential Castle is an alcoholic and a liar! Wally believes this is another instance of more lies from the Kremlin targeted at tarnishing the reputation of Latvijas new President!

You have handsome hair Mister Presidents!



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