WALLY VS. KGB - PART III

Wally made a professional getaway from the Rīga cops last night. Wally sees that for intellectual readers who have tuned in now that this is a perplexing state of affairs. Wally Kranich is in a no prisoners taken war with the KGB. Wally is in big trouble. However Wally sees that Milda Mother Latvija is on his side! Wally now gives you portals to previous chapters of Wally VS KGB!
WALLY VS. KGB - PART I
WALLY VS. KGB - PART II

Wally now presents to his intellectual readership the next blog from his war against the KGB!

Wally saw that the Rīga cops who came to get Wally were not truly Rīga cops. Wally saw that the Rīga police department is compromised and in the service of the KGB. However Wally broke a toe when he jumped out his kitchen window. Wally is a strong Latvian man and his morning pushups saved his life.

Wally ran behind buildings and behind bushes. Wally took a taxi to the Minska plaza on Dzelzavas ielā. Wally had enough money left that he took from the safe at his fraternity house. Wally entered the Admirāļu klubs there.

Wally had his mobile phone with him and he called his fraternity brother Edvins. Edvins is from Canada and Edvins knows how to play the game. Edvins wife was too controlling when Edvins wanted to have some fun with chicks in Rīga a few years ago.

Wally needed time to think. There were so many questions. Who was killing the hookers? Were the fucking cops killing hookers? Was this the work of that Luguvoi bastard who killed Litvenenko? Wally saw a guy who looked like Luguvoi at the Centrālā tirgus last week and Wally got a chill. Wally went to the WC at Admirāļu klubs . Wally is sure that those meat pelmini were bad because Wally has the shits. Wally wonders if that girl Masha has the shits?

Wally was on the can when Edvins returned his call. Wally explained about Luguvoi working with Wally’s landlady Mittijs to set up Wally because Wally was too effective as the Karl Rove of Latvija. Wally said to Edvins that they needed to call the Latviešu Toronto boys out of retirement to play hardball with Luguvoi and Putin. Edvins asked to Wally what that was? Wally said dead hookers and that Wally was worried if Masha had the shits. Edvins said, no not that but the noise. Wally explained to Edvins that Wally had the shits from bad pelmini. Edvins was silent and then said that there is no way Latvijas companies would produce bad food and that Wally was probably poisoned. Wally thought hard. Wally wondered if Masha poisoned him? What did Masha put in the pelmini? Edvins said that a normal man would be dead from the poisoning attempt but Wally has a strong Latvian constitution.

Edvins said for Wally to meet him at his office on Brīvības ielā in two hours and then we could make a plan. Wally said yes and went back to the Klub after cleaning up. Wally saw some friendly chicks. Wally ordered drinks but did not have money. Wally had some words with one friendly chick named Masha. Wally saw it was a different Masha. Masha spoke good Latvian.

Wally told the story about the other Masha. Masha II asked where we could go. Wally kissed her but then some Russian leather head mafia stooge told Wally to leave. Wally would have killed the stooge but he had the shits. Wally went to the WC again. Wally saw that the poison was strong because Wally passed out on the toilet hours later.



Luguvoi is a genius at what he does. However Wally sees that Luguvoi does not know he is playing by Toronto Latviešu rules!