Cold Lighting of the Morning for Wally

Wally woke up a few hours later with a terrible hangover. Wally will never mix balsams and vodka again! Wally spent a lot of moneys on chicks last night. Wally saw that they were good Latvian girls with strong morals. Wally met them after being at Paldies Dievam piektdiena ir klāt where Wally pumped journalists for information and planted stories. Most of girls hanging out there were tight assed snobs and probably lezbos. Wally went over to Maksims on Čaka ielā where the girls are friendly.

This morning Wally had a long talk with a Latvian-American friend. Wally’s friend read Wally’s essay on Homos. Wally’s friend explains that this is bad press for Latvija and makes Latvija look intolerant. Wally’s friend asks Wally if Wally really wants the world to look on Latvija as a nation that hates Homos and minorities. Wally wants a good image for Latvija!

Wally will now retract his half cocked position on Homos. Wally thinks that he was half cocked on Blog Chief Giustino too. Blog Chief Giustino is a New Yorker that understands the true meaning of tolerance. Wally does not appreciate being forced to imagine ass sex. You must understand that Wally is a man who loves his women. Wally finds it impossible to understand how a man could not love women like Wally does! However Wally will soften his position on Homos. Wally hopes that Latvijas Homos enjoy their next parade and enjoy their ass sex after the parade! Lai dzivo Homo Latvija!