Cold Lighting of the Morning for Wally

Wally woke up a few hours later with a terrible hangover. Wally will never mix balsams and vodka again! Wally spent a lot of moneys on chicks last night. Wally saw that they were good Latvian girls with strong morals. Wally met them after being at Paldies Dievam piektdiena ir klāt where Wally pumped journalists for information and planted stories. Most of girls hanging out there were tight assed snobs and probably lezbos. Wally went over to Maksims on Čaka ielā where the girls are friendly.

This morning Wally had a long talk with a Latvian-American friend. Wally’s friend read Wally’s essay on Homos. Wally’s friend explains that this is bad press for Latvija and makes Latvija look intolerant. Wally’s friend asks Wally if Wally really wants the world to look on Latvija as a nation that hates Homos and minorities. Wally wants a good image for Latvija!

Wally will now retract his half cocked position on Homos. Wally thinks that he was half cocked on Blog Chief Giustino too. Blog Chief Giustino is a New Yorker that understands the true meaning of tolerance. Wally does not appreciate being forced to imagine ass sex. You must understand that Wally is a man who loves his women. Wally finds it impossible to understand how a man could not love women like Wally does! However Wally will soften his position on Homos. Wally hopes that Latvijas Homos enjoy their next parade and enjoy their ass sex after the parade! Lai dzivo Homo Latvija!

HOMO FOR EESTIMAA ????

Wally is very upset with his brothers at his brother blog Itching for Eestimaa. Wally saw that until last week Blog Chief Giustino was taking a hard line on the Russian minority by demanding rights for English speakers. Wally saw that in a time before that Blog Chief Giustino told Russian intelligence in his forum to blow him. However Wally sees that Giustino has followed this political bravery with a soft postion with homosexuals . What is happening to Blog Chief Giustino and his brave blog? Wally sees that Itching for Eestimaa is becoming Homo for Eestimaa!

Wally was happy to know that his fellows in Latvija decided to be tough on homos. The European Union did not appreciate this tough position on the asses of homos. The European Union wants a soft position with homos. Wally however saw Jānis Kardināls Pujats take a tough position on the asses of homos when Kardināls described it as ”absolute depravity in sexual behavior”!!!! If the Katholic Church says to Wally that something is wrong then I think that is good enough for Wally to believe. However Wally sees that Blog Chief Giustino and his New York Liberals think they are better than the Church of God.


Wally sees that homosexuality is a term which comes from the word “homo” which means same. Wally sees that when we order homo milk from the store we are asking for the same milk we bought yesterday and not some fruity mixture from Stockholm. Wally knows that we are told by our friends in the West to be multicultural. Wally asks his intellectual readers how having sex with the same sex is at all multicultural?



Wally sees that Latvija and Estonia need to make babies. Wally has seen demographic crisis for long time. Blog Chief Giustino is a married man with children but he is in favor of turning the Estonia he loves into Homo Eesti! Wally can promise his intellectual readers that he will never allow Wallyworld to become Homoworld. Wally knows that for this to happen the homos will have to pry his gun from his cold dead hands! Wally writes this essay while he is drunk on balsams and vodka after hot night with Latvian girls. Wally loves his chicks! Wally loves Itching for Eestimaa. Wally believes it is possible that in the cold lighting of the morning he will regret being half cocked on Homos.