WALLY VS. KGB

Wally’s day has changed badly. Wally’s apartment is bugged. Wally has been the Karl Rove of Latvija for too long. First the Nashy go after Estonian cousins. Next Latvija. The FSB is after Wally Just like Litvenenko and Berezovsky. Oh Fuck Wally is deep in trouble. I wonder if that Swedish perverts is in on it.

Wally’s intellectual readers might remember that Wally was out with hot Latvian chicks last night. One was Russian and she ask Wally many questions like how much money does Wally make and does he go back to America or Canada. This afternoon after coming back from law office Wally saw a fly on his ceiling. It looked like a fly. But it was dead and felt like plastic. Wally was drinking at work so Wally was not absolutely sure.

Wally called his landlady Missus Mittijs. Missus Mittijs said it was a fly that was stuck. Wally’s landlady Missus Mittijs gave a funny look. Her dead husband was a Communist Party member so Wally never trusted her completely. Better dead than red they used to say.

There was a knock at the door. It was a police officer who asked about a dead prostitute. Someone saw Wally on Čaka ielā. I did not kill anyone. This is a set up. Classic KGB games. Wally needs to go to the bar and make a strategy. Wally will keep his readers informed!