WALLY VS. KGB - PART IV

Wally’s one man war against the KGB continues without interruption or ceasefire!!!! Wally apologizes to his intellectual readers for leaving everyone hanging for days with regard to Wally’s fate. Wally will explain to his readers.

However prior to Wally’s update Wally will give readers portals that will serve to them the background of Wally’s one man epic struggle against the KGB! For readers who are not familiar with Wally’s War they should follow these portals:

WALLY VS. KGB - PART I

WALLY VS. KGB - PART II

WALLY VS. KGB - PART III

Wally was on the can in the Admirāļu klubs. Wally had the shits like someone who had bad water in India or some place Wally would not drink water in. Wally believed it would be one or two big squirts like after that time Wally mixed vodka and beer and cream of corn and about forty Oktoberfest sausages in Kitchener with that crazy guy Valdis. Wally saw that this time was worse. So much flushed out of Wally that Wally passed out on the toilet. Wally woke up in the morning but he was locked in the WC. Wally knocked on the door very loud and called to Klubs staff in Latvian and Russian and English. Noone was there to help Wally. Wally remembered he had a mobile phone. However Wally saw that he dropped his mobile into the toilet bowl while he had the shits and while he passed out.

Wally took out his mobile phone and used some old Russian newspaper to wipe it down. Wally’s mobile phone would not function. Wally could make only one successful connection but it was with squishy noises and the escort service operator could not hear what Wally was saying. Wally was asking for assistance which never arrived. Wally slept in WC for rest of night and until afternoon of Monday.

Wally saw that at five o’ clock on Monday afternoon Russian managers of Admirāļu klubs opened WC doors. Wally was caught unaware of the situation because he was taking another shit when the door opened. Russian managers yelled at Wally in foul Russian in anger which Wally ny ponimayu because Wally is Latvian not Soviet! Wally saw how Russian managers change to Latvian language to acknowledge Wally’s political skills as a strategist. Wally calmly pulled up his pants and cooled the Russians down with powerful looks in his eyes and strong Latvian tone. Wally knows that if there was a conflict he would succeed because he attended a high-level postgraduate course in conflict resolution at Pincher Creek College of Applied Arts and Sciences.

Wally was about to leave the Russian managers behind but Wally saw that they could not stand being outclassed by Latvijas Karl Rove. Wally was called a drunk and a Duraks and a pig by the Russians. Wally responded by saying to Russian managers that their mother Russia occupied Latvija in World War Two and Latvija is owed millions of Lats in reparations. Wally saw that the Russians were perplexed by Wally’s argumentation in the fine points of international law. Wally saw how the Russians responded in good Latvian that Wally should leave and called him a pig again. Wally sees that Russians never change.

Wally stopped by a kiosk near the Minska plaza. Wally boughts some Kārums cheese treats with the rest of his small change from the fraternity money. Wally ate them and then remembered about his meeting with Edvins so many hours ago. Wally put his mobile phone to his ear but it smelled like shit so Wally put it back into its handsome leather case. Wally saw that those Russian communists had a filthy WC and Wally cursed them and their mothers!

Wally had to make it to the city centrs to meet Edvin and make a reunion with the Latviešu Toronto boys. Wally sees how that KGB thug Luguvoi and his puppetmaster Putin think they can threaten and kill anyone. Wally sees that this time the KGB fucked with the wrong man!

Wally had a plan for getting to the city centrs even though Wally had no money. Wally waved to a taxi on Dzelzavas and ordered the taxi driver to take him to Brīvības and Lāčplēša ielas. Wally saw that this time he was dealing with a Latvian man so Wally felt he could let his hair down. Wally told the Latvian driver about the Russian mafia stooge who was jealous because Masha II wanted Wally. Wally told to the driver the story about the communist managers. Wally saw that the taxi driver must have had the night shift because the driver only nodded and rolled down all the windows of his taxi and turned up the radio. Wally enjoyed the air. Wally felt the air clear his head so he could make his plan against Luguvoi.

The taxi got to near Edvins office but not too close – Brīvības and Talinas ielas. Wally told the taxi driver to stop and that this was the place. The taxi driver asked for his moneys and Wally said with strong Latvian tone that he needed to go up to his office to the safe. The taxi driver said no way he wanted his money now. Wally opened the backdoor of the Volga and jumped out but fell. Wally remembers the taxi driver saying for Wally to stop right there. Wally ran down Brīvības and jumped into a kafejnīca and hid in the WC there for about a half an hour. Wally still had the shits from the bad pelmeni so it was not a total waste of time to hide in the WC from the taxi driver.

When Wally came out of the WC some old women made loud comments in good Latvian about a bad smell. Wally told them about the dead hookers that were found a few blocks over on Čaka ielā and maybe the bad smell was from there.

Wally saw that the old Latvian women were scared. Wally saw that for them this KGB terror in Rīga was bringing back flashbacks from Soviet Union times.

Wally had no time to discuss dead hookers with the old ladies. Wally had to meet with Edvins and make a plan for defeating Luguvoi and Putin and the KGB! Wally walked down the street. However Wally pulled his shirt up over his face so if the taxi driver was still looking for Wally he would not recognize Wally and maybe think Wally was a Moslem visitor to Rīga.

Wally got to Edvins office and went upstairs. Wally saw that the door was open but noone was in Edvins office! Wally saw that even the sexy secretary Agnese Wally wanted to date was not there.

Wally went into Edvins office and heard SWH radio playing but there was no sign of Edvins or anyone. Wally saw that there were half eaten pelmeni on Edvins desk – PELMENI!!!! Wally investgated farther and saw that they were MEAT PELMENI!!!!

Luguvoi got to Edvins before Wally could save Edvins! The KGB won this battle – BUT NOT THE WAR!!!!

Wally knew what he had to do next!!!! Luguvoi and Putin must pay for poisoning Wally’s fraternity brother Edvins!!!! Wally saw that now his war with the KGB – was PERSONAL!!!!!!!!!!